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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3554
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThatKidFromLA : I'm the old guy in the back

ThatKidFromLA's page activity

Visits<b>delilablue95</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Hop6e</b> - yesterday at 12:29pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - yesterday at 3:20am<b>AABabe</b> - yesterday at 2:15am<b>funneh1</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:32pm<b>killer0689</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:36am<b>clapdatassidy</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:17pm<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:14pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:57pm<b>elliecandlin</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:58am<b>paytenmarie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 3:47am<b>kitkat818</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 3:15am<b>shutupallison</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:52am<b>hun3y206</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:57pm<b>HeidiZiggler</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:00pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 8:00pm<b>gwyneth_jade</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 5:32pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 2:55pm

Fucked!<b>maria95aa</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:01am<b>perfect_heart13</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:53pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:07am<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 7:20pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:29am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 5:03pm<b>redlight98</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:44pm<b>kenzie14840</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 1:53am<b>BlondeSlasher</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:58pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:17pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:22am<b>Jburky_10</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:01am<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:37am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:38pm<b>skye147</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:06pm<b>Malcazar</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:54am<b>Allison_leah23</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:24am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 12:14pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ThatKidFromLA's favorite FMLs

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

#21446986
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28000) - you deserved it (1735)

On 07/25/2015 at 11:51am - love - by WhoLikesPie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (20840)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

#21443788
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24691) - you deserved it (2855)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I woke up and texted my girlfriend, "Good morning" like I do everyday. She responded with, "I'm dating somebody else". FML

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (2303)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML

#21429410
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (2080)

On 06/21/2015 at 6:16am - love - by bev_rogan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

#21428622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28114) - you deserved it (3438)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

#21420583
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28499) - you deserved it (2149)

On 06/04/2015 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

#21420106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30554) - you deserved it (2789)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30218) - you deserved it (4304)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

#21410667
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30636) - you deserved it (2007)

On 05/15/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML

#21410548
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30713) - you deserved it (1979)

On 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm - misc - by hendrixisgod86 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (2911)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)



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