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ThatKidFromLA

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ThatKidFromLA
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1718
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThatKidFromLA : Just trying to survive High School!

legend- wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of the word is - dary!

ThatKidFromLA's page activity

Visits<b>kasey216</b> - yesterday at 7:58pm<b>lemondrop81</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 4:18am<b>carolyn_m</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:07pm<b>zschul1118</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 7:06pm<b>Sexy_Time</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:35pm<b>Cherryta</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 1:45pm<b>angelicayoknow</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 3:24am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 2:35am<b>natalea_rae</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 7:21pm<b>umerin</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 6:25pm<b>emilyyy_maryyy</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 4:24am<b>immortalTURTLE</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 1:41am<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 7:18pm<b>sophie_doll</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 3:05pm<b>678bebe</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 12:01pm<b>abylenee_</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 8:35pm<b>Sonjington</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 11:44am<b>cutiegurl2</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 2:40pm

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ThatKidFromLA's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (3011)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

#21296304
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32975) - you deserved it (9991)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML

#21289481
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (4456)

On 11/01/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by 4evalone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32224) - you deserved it (3363)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34572) - you deserved it (4313)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (3584)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

#21273575
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (3606)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by allergic_to_bull (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

#21269829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29857) - you deserved it (10286)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39610) - you deserved it (4814)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (223) - you deserved it (11132)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49596) - you deserved it (4723)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

#21259401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38259) - you deserved it (3342)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42073) - you deserved it (11712)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

#21243572
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49083) - you deserved it (4352)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)



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