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ThatKidFromLA

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ThatKidFromLA

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 978
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThatKidFromLA : Just trying to survive High School!

I've Been on this site for a while (Since 2011), but I just decided to make an FML profile. If I'm not on this site, I'm usually on YouTube (because I'm a very busy person)


"Happiness is only real when shared"
-Senior at VNHS :D
-I love Running, it's one of the few things I'm good at.
-I'm shy most of the time.
-Sarcastic
-I'm hardly playing video games but you can add me on XboxLive if you want :3 "FinnyDarkElite1"
-I LOVE listening to music(:
-Don't judge a person by his/her grammar
-I'm friendly :D

ThatKidFromLA's page activity

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ThatKidFromLA's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

#21243572
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42337) - you deserved it (4091)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

#21207158
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42321) - you deserved it (6995)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

#21178277
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43252) - you deserved it (4106)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of three years. I worked my ass off planning everything down to a T. It seemed perfect, until I actually proposed, at which point I was rejected and dumped, in front of my family, friends and two coworkers. FML

#21126146
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49490) - you deserved it (5244)

On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

#21062817
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22150) - you deserved it (56412)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my house is on lockdown. I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend. The state is on high alert for an ice storm. I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century". I used to walk to school in this weather. FML

#21058111
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46390) - you deserved it (5336)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46239) - you deserved it (8704)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45820) - you deserved it (3624)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

#21004910
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38111) - you deserved it (13069)

On 12/25/2013 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

#20996030
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53810) - you deserved it (7097)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66289) - you deserved it (3592)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46548) - you deserved it (5126)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

#20981341
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43562) - you deserved it (7081) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/05/2013 at 1:52am - animals - by Chatons - Switzerland

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML

#20981063
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44841) - you deserved it (5563)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

#20952633
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36191) - you deserved it (3307)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by fuck you, bitchcake (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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