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ThatGuyWithFMLs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThatGuyWithFMLs : An aspiring neurosurgeon, fluent in 6 languages and a part time gamer. It's possible that I might know your native language.

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Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

#21100982
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36425) - you deserved it (2654)

On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36696) - you deserved it (13017)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

#21070645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34787) - you deserved it (6572)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

#21025291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49227) - you deserved it (4446)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

#20953649
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42608) - you deserved it (2812)

On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand



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