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ThatGuyWithFMLs
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThatGuyWithFMLs : Well, I'm really into politics, science and religion. I'll pretty much talk about anything. I'll express a prominent dislike towards you if I figure your opinions or chats are heavily influenced by bias. It's always helpful to have an insight on the world. I hope to study medicine and eventually become a neurosurgeon. I'm really friendly, and know a lot of things. Let's talk! :) My favourite authors are: George Orwell, Franz Kafka, John Steinbeck and Agatha Christie. When I'm not reading the news or reading in general, I'm on Grand Theft Auto V. Don't be shy, I'd love good company! :)

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Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

#21100982
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34421) - you deserved it (2260)

On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35743) - you deserved it (12617)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

#21070645
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32915) - you deserved it (5888)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying hysterically and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." He continued crying for a good twenty minutes. FML

#21025291
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46770) - you deserved it (4125)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

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134 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand



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