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  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ThatGuyWhoTalks : I play League of legends

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Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

#20668963
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59554) - you deserved it (6030)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friend-zone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34874) - you deserved it (15948)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42587) - you deserved it (3120)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

#20666447
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65952) - you deserved it (3631)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25825) - you deserved it (16618)

On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)



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