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About ThatEngineerGirl : You might be able to figure out what I do with my life if you read my username. I'm a grammar nerd, and I can be rather sarcastic.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015