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About ThankYouGoodbye : A student with extremely bad luck, which is the reason why my life is so miserable.

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Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML


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Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML


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