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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (20 years)
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About ThankYhuCaptinOb : My lifes good so I mite not write alot ( hopefully I don't jinx myself) but I love commentinq and readinq then cuz it's hilarious. ! I'll usually be on my iPod touch but I am not from France lol

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Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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