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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1018
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Thale's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML


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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML


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On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

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