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Thabb

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3665
  • Number of comments : 359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Thabb : I'm too lazy to type something.

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:23pm

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Thabb's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

#2464831
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65083) - you deserved it (9977)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (87833)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (87833)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

#79669
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50289) - you deserved it (5018)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91925) - you deserved it (41753)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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