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Thabb
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2493
  • Number of comments : 359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Thabb : I'm too lazy to type something.

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

#17352366
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19823) - you deserved it (4243)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:47am - love - by Cow_girl_cutie - United States (California)

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (5842)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

#17310535
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (2509)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

#17228318
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20883) - you deserved it (13365)

On 07/23/2011 at 10:18am - kids - by lauramarie (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML

#17032742
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (3778)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML

#17032742
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (3778)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8560) - you deserved it (58537) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32992) - you deserved it (2920)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32992) - you deserved it (2920)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32992) - you deserved it (2920)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (10104)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (10104)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

#16980502
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22049) - you deserved it (7186)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33963) - you deserved it (4729)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8736) - you deserved it (41114)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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