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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4135
  • Number of comments : 359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Thabb : I'm too lazy to type something.

Thabb's page activity

Visits<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 8:13pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 11:20pm<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:07pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 2:51am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 5:35am<b>DorkyDaddy_V2</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:24pm<b>EnigMind</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:06pm<b>adamant84</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:08pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:33pm<b>tiredteenager</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 9:33pm<b>sstahpp</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:06am<b>thefmlstarfruit</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 11:09pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 11:49pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 1:43pm<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 10:49pm<b>jonmansheppard</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:51pm<b>JellyJace</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 4:06pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 2:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:23pm

Thabb's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Thabb's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm / Intimacy

Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML

by StickySituations / 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

by selfesteemboost / 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm / Belize (Belize) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

by dust / 01/27/2012 at 1:54am / Japan / Transportation

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

by footbloodfountain / 01/15/2012 at 5:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

by John / 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous