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  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34306) - you deserved it (9867)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66229) - you deserved it (3826)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

#14588055
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (4153)

On 01/15/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

#14580215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (27630)

On 01/14/2011 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6906) - you deserved it (106974)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (14321)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)



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