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ThaKranium

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ThaKranium

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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ThaKranium's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58775) - you deserved it (5034)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40892) - you deserved it (4142)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML

#21130965
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42362) - you deserved it (3570)

On 05/04/2014 at 10:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

#21129433
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36954) - you deserved it (6883)

On 05/03/2014 at 6:38am - health - by cocacola999 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML

#21122958
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39303) - you deserved it (6262)

On 04/25/2014 at 7:45pm - health - by fuck you, Jeff (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML

#21108567
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (5415)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by Max - United States



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