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Tezoma

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7465
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tezoma : I am an nineteen year old responsible adult. I enjoy standing front row at concerts, moshing, video games, anime, British TV, Korean romantic comedies (my guilty pleasure), homestuck, MLP, WTNV, The Monstrumologist, and, occasionally, the slots.
I'm a lover of poetry and art and I am a pro doodler.

I do and say childish things sometimes, and I am very sorry for that. But I am a child. I have no self control, and there seems to be no helping it.

Messages are nice.

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Tezoma's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

#21403099
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18869) - you deserved it (1280)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

#21403076
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20067) - you deserved it (1957)

On 05/01/2015 at 7:34pm - misc - by Gesundheit - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21156) - you deserved it (1827)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

#21402962
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19014) - you deserved it (1477)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9687) - you deserved it (20733)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

#21402099
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (4837)

On 04/29/2015 at 11:31pm - love - by Confusedblonde - United States (Ohio)

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

#21401920
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23096) - you deserved it (3389)

On 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm - kids - by Winxy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (2587)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML

#21401709
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23633) - you deserved it (1869)

On 04/29/2015 at 11:34am - misc - by horny - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30745) - you deserved it (3037)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36454) - you deserved it (2725)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (1950)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)



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