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TezomaTezoma
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9844
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tezoma : I am a nineteen year old responsible adult. I enjoy standing front row at concerts, moshing, video games, anime, British TV, Korean romantic comedies (my guilty pleasure), homestuck, MLP, WTNV, The Monstrumologist, and, occasionally, the slots.
I'm a lover of poetry and art and I am a pro doodler.

I do and say childish things sometimes, and I am very sorry for that. But I am a child. I have no self control, and there seems to be no helping it.

Messages are nice.

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Tezoma's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11602) - you deserved it (762)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17590) - you deserved it (1385)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17372) - you deserved it (1439)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18363) - you deserved it (8722)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML

#21448838
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23287) - you deserved it (1513)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML

#21448654
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23409) - you deserved it (1705)

On 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Application - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (2397)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (4867)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

#21446839
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22314) - you deserved it (1504)

On 07/25/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by for fuck's sake, gran (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (2734)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (4893)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML

#21445196
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22705) - you deserved it (1678)

On 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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