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Tezoma

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Tezoma

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6711
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tezoma : I am an nineteen year old responsible adult. I enjoy standing front row at concerts, moshing, video games, anime, British TV, Korean romantic comedies (my guilty pleasure), homestuck, MLP, WTNV, The Monstrumologist, and, occasionally, the slots.
I'm a lover of poetry and art and I am a pro doodler.

I do and say childish things sometimes, and I am very sorry for that. But I am a child. I have no self control, and there seems to be no helping it.

Messages are nice.

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Tezoma's favorite FMLs

Today... I was fred from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently... working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. mega FML

#21384707
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17750) - you deserved it (1224)

On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (1805)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23068) - you deserved it (5993)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (1766)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today , I found out that the creepy werdo who's been sending me messages 4 a while is just mah dad . His excuse was , "I wantd u to feel lyk someone would actually lyk you." mega FML

#21383075
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24441) - you deserved it (1870)

On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (2690)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (2963)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today I Handed Out 20 Resumes To A Variety Of Stores. To My Delight I Got A Phone Call The Same Day. Unfortunately They Weren't Calling About A Job They Were Informing Me On My Resume It Says "I Have A Dick." All Thanks To My Boyfriend Ho Thought It Would Be Hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (3532)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36774) - you deserved it (3087)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

looool Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23950) - you deserved it (2462)

On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29510) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (2761)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33659) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)



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