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Testing1234
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1050
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16909) - you deserved it (4967)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86697) - you deserved it (8950)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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