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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Terselogic : I mainly play League of Legends and breeze through this site from time to time. Ahuehue!

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Terselogic's favorite FMLs

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34266) - you deserved it (3495)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (232981) - you deserved it (31016)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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