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by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
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by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
by Cheech / 06/29/2009 at 5:52pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by HappyGirl / 10/28/2008 at 11:57am / France (Centre) / Intimacy
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML