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by juliette / 10/08/2012 at 1:39am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by BabyG2222 / 09/29/2012 at 5:14am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by dateless / 09/21/2012 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
by hannah / 09/15/2012 at 6:16pm / New Zealand (Marlborough) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 1:28am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by blueballs / 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by gemma / 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2012 at 3:02am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
by killmenow / 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 8:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by pride? what's that? :( / 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by wtf / 08/26/2012 at 1:03am / New Zealand (Southland) / Love