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Terilyn4500
  • Town/Country : cow town, USA!!!!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3314
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69338) - you deserved it (3437)

On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39692) - you deserved it (8975)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

#1766885
134 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

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487 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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