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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3784
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46062) - you deserved it (11426)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

#1766885
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8087) - you deserved it (77345)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100371) - you deserved it (271718)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (353449) - you deserved it (38782)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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