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Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27013) - you deserved it (6265)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37031) - you deserved it (3644)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37329) - you deserved it (19309)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

#18157234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23050) - you deserved it (6334)

On 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33392) - you deserved it (15287)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

#18127186
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12753) - you deserved it (42693)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

#18061618
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (5608)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (13703)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (15054)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

#17452928
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31408) - you deserved it (40178) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10343) - you deserved it (43317)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30507) - you deserved it (18810)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8993) - you deserved it (58334)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6983) - you deserved it (71373)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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