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by ???? / 01/25/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Health
Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML
by dazean / 11/15/2011 at 1:00pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by insulted / 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
by candice / 11/01/2011 at 5:09am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 6:07am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
by sydneybourgeois / 08/13/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm / France / Love
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by jakewr / 07/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous