About Tequila_Hilton : I'm A chill kid. With a life that consists of music and junk. Names rebecca just talk to me:)
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Tequila_Hilton's favorite FMLs
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
by jsw029 / 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
by isuckatlife / 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
by MichiganExile / 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, after waiting weeks to hear back from his insurance agency, I got a call telling me that the… Today I had to pick up my son from soccer practice. I saw my son from my car, so I said "Get in the… Today I found out that I'm getting laid off. My mother's reaction to my bad news was to stress me…