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Tequila_Hilton

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1566
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Tequila_Hilton : I'm A chill kid. With a life that consists of music and junk. Names rebecca just talk to me:)

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Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:06pm

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Tequila_Hilton's favorite FMLs

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84639) - you deserved it (14631)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79629) - you deserved it (19663)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52474) - you deserved it (5530)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (5478)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)



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