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Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
by waitingformyfoodstamps / 01/24/2009 at 5:50am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
- Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact,… Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally… Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML