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Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
by waitingformyfoodstamps / 01/24/2009 at 5:50am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
- Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I… Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed… Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday…