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About Tempted1 : Lets see here. I just graduated with a biology degree, hoping to do marine biology. I love baseball and being outside. Traveling and being spontaneous are a must for me. Please, no nude requests, the internet might explode. Always enjoy meeting new people, feel free to shoot me a message.
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Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Monday 1 September 2014