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Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (2203)

On 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40306) - you deserved it (8393)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)



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