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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1857
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About TellMeWhatsDeath : Hi I often come on this site to fuck bitches, smoke weed and eat some cereal.
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Today, mah sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

#20125135
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21413) - you deserved it (1410)

On 10/20/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by iamsolid - United States

Today, after waking up from a drunken nigt, I realized te burning sensation I ad from te lube during sex was cuz I used and sanitizer. mega FML

#20125076
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11000) - you deserved it (35173)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah grlfriend's new favorite TV show looool is Law and Order SVU . Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid . She's still on the frst season . FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (1567)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today, I walked in on mah mother using a razor to shave mah dad's cream-covered testicles . FML

#20122551
158 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Got A Text Message From My Boss That Read, "You've Been Very Bad . Severe Punishment Is In Order." I'm Not Sure Whether I Should Be Turned On Or Terrified . FML

#20110308
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Today, it's mah best friend's brthday . It's also the frst year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time . The post office lost the parcel . FML

Today I told mah parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering there questions about him when mah dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through mah teeth and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

#20083866
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21337) - you deserved it (2854)

On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (9114)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, trying to be smooth, I slippd the grl I like a piece of paper with mah phone number written on it. A while later, she slippd it back to me an left the room. FML

#20083501
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9825) - you deserved it (16723)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by pimpdaddyX (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I started mah new job . looool Less than one hour into the day, mah boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction . FML

#20083494
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21699) - you deserved it (1707)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm - work - by Annette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today mah roommate cummed out of the bathroom an asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds an kilos even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. mega FML

Today mah roommate cummed out of the bathroom an asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds an kilos even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. mega FML

Today I received a compliment 4 the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

#20083123
96 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, my boss told ma is cancar tast rasults cama back positiva . I congratulatad im and askad ow a plannad to calabrata . It turns out a positiva cancar tast rasult is a bad ting . FML

#20083093
255 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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