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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Teddzz : I'm a Nigerian medical student and bodybuilder.

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

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  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

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