Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (8 hours ago) | Search for a member
About Teddzz : I'm a Nigerian medical student. Gonna become a plastic and cosmetic surgeon. Or orthopaedic surgeon (pays the highest). I love music. Especially Yanni's. Anything Yanni makes is orgasmic. My hobby is reading. I've probably spent about 70 % of my life on one book or another. I'm on BBM, Instagram, Twitter, etc.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 19 December 2014