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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Teddzz : I'm a Nigerian medical student. Gonna become a plastic and cosmetic surgeon. Or orthopaedic surgeon (pays the highest). I love music. Especially Yanni's. Anything Yanni makes is orgasmic. My hobby is reading. I've probably spent about 70 % of my life on one book or another. I'm on BBM, Instagram, Twitter, etc.

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Visits<b>AutumnJoi</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 6:05pm<b>Nerfherder69</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 4:12pm<b>WattledParsley</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 8:00am<b>Thorzix</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 5:38am<b>sassymolassy</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 2:15pm<b>Megan_xox</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 5:10am<b>metizic</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 5:39pm<b>Moonunit226</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 6:45am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 3:34am<b>lefsetang</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:04am<b>jordecai</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 1:04am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 10:03pm<b>bcoe</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:53pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:30pm<b>Mattaguirre_</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 3:03pm<b>arielleK</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 11:24am<b>santosb1</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 10:50am<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 10:48am

Liked!<b>AutumnJoi</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Megan_xox</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:10am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:03am<b>arielleK</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:25pm<b>steelmoonlight</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:28pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:21pm<b>grobbersaurus</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 9:02pm<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:20pm<b>katieemerr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 12:22am

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Teddzz's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

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  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

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