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Teddzz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 958
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Teddzz : I'm a Nigerian medical student. I love music. My hobby is reading. I've probably spent about 70 % of my life on one book or another. I also have an identical twin. I'm on BBM, Instagram, Twitter, etc

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Visits<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 4:01am<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 10:25pm<b>1234CATS4321</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 12:29am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 11:08am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:46pm<b>ItsAlly</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 1:27pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 6:44pm<b>Lukeeeeee</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 11:02am<b>Tractor_Bait</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Clam_igger</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:12am<b>IVXX_</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:02am<b>jazzybrar</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:06am<b>lyricalservant</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:16am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>xxred209xx</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:01pm<b>AlaskanChild</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 1:58am<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:12pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:31pm

Fucked!<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 10:02am<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 4:25am<b>1234CATS4321</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 6:29am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 12:44am<b>IVXX_</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:31am<b>AutumnJoi</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Megan_xox</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:10am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:03am<b>arielleK</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:25pm<b>steelmoonlight</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:28pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:21pm<b>grobbersaurus</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 9:02pm<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:20pm<b>katieemerr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 12:22am

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Teddzz's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving to Nashville, I saw a bunch of wild turkeys huddled together on the side of the road. I was excited to point them out to my boyfriend, until I realized that the "wild turkeys" were in fact vultures, and that they were eating a dead deer. FML

by That escalated quickly / 06/24/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

by lsababy / 06/11/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

by funnyguyNOT / 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

by toast / 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work