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by tpj24 / 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm / South Africa / Intimacy
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by no she wasn't high / 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
by UglyFace / 11/30/2013 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Jack / 11/30/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by :( / 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by NiteShayd / 11/09/2013 at 11:40am / Canada / Kids
by Whatswrongwithme? / 11/03/2013 at 4:57am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by Crazy Crazy Crazy / 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I…