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by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
by Seriously? / 05/15/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by howaboutno / 03/14/2013 at 5:02am / United States / Intimacy
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