About TeLario : I've had an incredibly rough life, but that's no reason to bitch around. GET OVER IT. In other news I like to snowboard and play Realm of the Mad God (that game is life). Life is awesome, live it up, eat lots of bacon, sleep a lot.
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by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
by LoLLightning / 06/27/2009 at 3:24am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…