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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 150
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TeLario : I've had an incredibly rough life, but that's no reason to bitch around. GET OVER IT. In other news I like to snowboard and play Realm of the Mad God (that game is life). Life is awesome, live it up, eat lots of bacon, sleep a lot.

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Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML



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