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About TeLario : I've had an incredibly rough life, but that's no reason to bitch around. GET OVER IT. In other news I like to snowboard and play Realm of the Mad God (that game is life). Life is awesome, live it up, eat lots of bacon, sleep a lot.
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Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
Friday 3 July 2015