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TeJadaTJD
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27251) - you deserved it (61223)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (5199)

On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a wasp flew into my car. In my frantic attempt to get away from it, I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML



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