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Tdot36
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 June 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 32
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16148) - you deserved it (28386)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (16626)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

#257281
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4790) - you deserved it (74698)

On 03/09/2009 at 11:32pm - work - by Whatever01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16098) - you deserved it (1016)

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