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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6946
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Tbear11 : I love the color yellow, spaghetti, and new people. Oh! and I crew. I don't have a music preference and I don't really comment on stuff. If you want to message me you can, I will probably message back. I'm graduating this year as a senior sorcerer.

"life is short. eat better pizza." - Jets

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Tbear11's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried a soup sample at a supermarket. An employee then came over and started asking me questions about how I got the cup for the sample, telling me it wasn't store policy to just give out sample cups. I was so stressed that I broke down crying in the middle of the supermarket. FML

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37375) - you deserved it (10020)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37509) - you deserved it (4691)

On 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm - kids - by SmellyCloset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML


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On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43051) - you deserved it (4707)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML


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On 09/24/2014 at 3:15am - work - by SinkingShip (woman) - South Africa

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 1:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38965) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML


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On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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