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About Tbear11 : I love the color yellow, spaghetti, and new people. Oh! and I crew. I don't have a music preference and I don't really comment on stuff. If you want to message me you can, I will probably message back. Oooooh! and I love John Green, I have read every single book written by him. I'm graduating this year as a senior sorcerer. Kay! Bye! By the way, my favorite movies are tied for first place. They include: Brokeback Mountain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Schindler's List, and Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Friday 27 March 2015