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by grossedout / 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, while working at a client's house, I noticed that their sliding calendar was several months off. I fixed it. Later the daughter saw and started crying. Apparently the date was the last one her mother had set it to before she died. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2013 at 2:50pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
by dhskkf / 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
by anditburnsburnsburns / 08/27/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
Today, I found out someone has a crush on me. Normally I'd be fine with this, if it weren't for that fact that this guy informed me that he has collected pictures of me since the third grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks. FML
by Suunflower_14 / 08/26/2013 at 5:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
by jameen / 08/25/2013 at 8:50am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
by justash12 / 08/25/2013 at 5:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
by Tyler / 08/25/2013 at 12:30am / United States / Love
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…