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Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 11:16pm - work - by cj1012 - United States
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 11:16pm - work - by cj1012 - United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 9:42pm - misc - by mynameiscrazy - Australia
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States
Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 2:52am - misc - by CanadianTwin - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
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Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France
Monday 20 May 2013
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