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TayonaC

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TayonaC

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9531
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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today at Walmart..!! a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons!! My friend snickered that she must be on her period..!! prompting her to whirl around..!! storm over..!! an slap the hell out of me..!! thinking I was the one who said it!! FML

#20870447
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51866) - you deserved it (4073)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm - health - by what's a rimjob between friends? (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, 4 looool the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on mah father wanking. FML

#20870154
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (6304)

On 09/06/2013 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by jesus christ, dad (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

today my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. fat FML

#20870135
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39645) - you deserved it (3390)

On 09/06/2013 at 12:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today.. . after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping.. . I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit . After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass.. . I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again . FML

#20868804
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46232) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (2963)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , mah boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive looool restaurant to celebrate our anniversary!! When it came to the check , I volunteered to pitch in half , which he rejected by saying "I got it"!! Little did I know was that "I got it" was short 4 "I got your credit card"!! FML

#20868496
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42685) - you deserved it (3127)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by IGOTIT (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most grls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. looool FML

Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45812) - you deserved it (3121)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I TOOK MAH DRIVER'S TEST. THE WOMAN ADMINISTERING IT WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, SO TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY I SAID THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF: ( IT MUST BE SCARY GETTING IN THE CAR WITH SOMEONE U DON'T KNOW! ) SHE FAILED ME FIR ( EXCESSIVE CHATTING. ) FML

#20867699
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39890) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/04/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (2598)

On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML

#20867249
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (10857)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve , we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML

#20867080
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (6812)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by my back hurts - Australia (South Australia)

Today mah loneliness reachd a new level when I befriendd the fly looool in mah apartment Mr . Stickyfoot . FML

#20866691
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (6298)

On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after bieng constipated 4 a wile. I tougt I was alone, so I pretended I was giving brt to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next ting I know, I ear a knock at te door and my mom asking, "Sould I call 911?" FML

#20866525
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (37414)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)



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