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by CandyCrushAddict / 09/21/2013 at 11:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
by oops / 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by disappointed / 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love
Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML
by Carebeareatu / 09/14/2013 at 1:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 10:16am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, we got our cat back from the vet, $1000 later and we find out his diarrhea that smelled like… Today, somebody threw a pencil and it got stuck in the ceiling. And since I'm tall everyone thought… Today, my soon to be ex-husband decided to use my phone records to text everyone I text that I am…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…