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Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML
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On 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML
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On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
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On 07/28/2012 at 12:17am - kids - by love_to_live - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by clayton (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)
Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I left with referrals to both a dermatologist and a mental health professional. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 5:24am - health - by lexithepirate - United States
Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 2:08pm - love - by Itstrickyyxx (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)
Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)
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