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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 3:17pm - love - by topfisherman (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)
Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by seriouslystupid (woman) - United States
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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