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Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -
Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (3427)
On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 5:27pm - intimacy - by jo1429 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by ItsObamasFault - United States
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)
Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Florida)
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