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Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML
by QWERTY / 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm / Animals
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
by Joe / 04/03/2011 at 3:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ewww / 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
by FromNL / 03/25/2011 at 8:22am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health
by caseyj / 03/25/2011 at 1:50am / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
by tannerpaul / 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm / Love
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Username / 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by Unlovedchild / 03/21/2011 at 11:03am / Miscellaneous
by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
by kelly / 03/21/2011 at 3:07am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous