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Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by iloveyoutoomom / 06/08/2011 at 9:03am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
by Bee / 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
by Kate / 06/07/2011 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
by Danielle / 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by blahblah493 / 05/26/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Intimacy
Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
by nurseITHINKNOT / 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
by heathersmorin / 04/08/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…