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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 8:28pm - misc - by bym5052 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -
Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by KMKWEEN (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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