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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (1677)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML


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On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to snapchat that said "the love of my life." It was a pic of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "the 2nd love of my life." It was a pic of the fuel truck he drives for work. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 1:33am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30309) - you deserved it (6366)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


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On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML


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On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML


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On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML


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On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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