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TaylorTotsYumm

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  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14669
  • Number of comments : 1133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TaylorTotsYumm : Things I love:
•Seattle
•soccer
•popsicles
•indie rock, classic rock, grunge, alt., jazz, blues
•Amy Winehouse
•Harry Potter
•oceans
•Febreze
•Anne Hathaway
•Liverpool fc
•'90s cartoons
•All That
•singing
•Grey's Anatomy
•environmental consciousness
•dykes

Things I hate:
•Man. U
•autotune
•wbc

-If you have any questions for me, or just want to talk, shoot me a message. I'll answer next time I use the website rather than the app.

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TaylorTotsYumm's favorite FMLs

Today, Parents Askd Me If I Had A Nice Time With Grlfriend At The Amusement Park I Took Her To Yesterday!! She Was Pretty Freakd Out By Some Of The Rides So Without Thinking I Said, ( Yeah, But She Sure Is A Screamer!! ) My Parents Then Exchange A Look And Say, ( Oh Trust Us, We Know!! ) FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12772) - you deserved it (27607)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

today at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where u can feel wat natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (38607)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48655) - you deserved it (17744)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not fir one of mah teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly askd me to connect. There r 5 more months of hockey. real FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24344) - you deserved it (2688)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday , I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students , brothers named Harry and Potter. People , they're children , not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29768) - you deserved it (4515)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46229) - you deserved it (14731)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40423) - you deserved it (9451)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like!! Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave downstars!! We were sitting on a towel and I laid down!! Then he said, "Is there a squrrel in yur pants?" FML

#13245157
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17521) - you deserved it (40006)

On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found mah favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin!! I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny!! Apparently, mah younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate!! fat FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52437) - you deserved it (3659)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today,ile grocery sopping, ma Dad asked meat I wanted for 'Din-Dins'ile scratcing is nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing sort sorts. fat FML

#13071256
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (2941)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31844) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, my new girlfriend, with whom I have had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said ( This one is my favorite ) now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41625) - you deserved it (4516)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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