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  • Number of visits : 15502
  • Number of comments : 1133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TaylorTotsYumm : Things I love:
•indie rock, classic rock, grunge, alt., jazz, blues
•Amy Winehouse
•Harry Potter
•Anne Hathaway
•Liverpool fc
•'90s cartoons
•All That
•Grey's Anatomy
•environmental consciousness

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•Man. U

-If you have any questions for me, or just want to talk, shoot me a message. I'll answer next time I use the website rather than the app.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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TaylorTotsYumm's favorite FMLs

Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67946) - you deserved it (4354)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (254714) - you deserved it (33945)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (169135) - you deserved it (15478)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15699) - you deserved it (76568)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

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