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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1123
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33216) - you deserved it (4154)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30930) - you deserved it (3235)

On 01/10/2015 at 2:22pm - misc - by gotta_respond (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31704) - you deserved it (12557)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:01pm - kids - by Santa (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33049) - you deserved it (4238)

On 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm - love - by sexualpopcorn - United States (California)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

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