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TayTay4Ever
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12844
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TayTay4Ever : Anything you wanna know, just ask... Well, almost anything.

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Visits<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 6:46pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 3:53pm<b>Twigman8</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 4:51am<b>A07</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:12pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>haylburg</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 10:37am<b>ihartmytdi</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:50am<b>hare</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 5:06pm<b>Classy_Sassy_15</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 3:49pm<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 11:58am<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 11:16pm<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 10:10am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 8:18am<b>terryaly</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 6:01pm<b>AggressivePonies</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 2:37pm<b>zdane</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 2:09pm<b>K_kanaka</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 2:35pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 8:18pm

Fucked!<b>Arnoud</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 9:53pm

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TayTay4Ever's favorite FMLs

Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML

by tingleballs / 04/28/2016 at 10:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

by Whyme? / 04/27/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML

by Emmaraine189 / 04/27/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rolled my ankle, got pink eye, and have the flu. Unable to stand long enough to cook myself a meal, I opted for delivery. When I opened the door for the delivery boy, he backed away frantically with his arms up upon seeing me. Apparently, I look just as shitty as I feel. FML

by Sick As Hell / 04/27/2016 at 3:22am / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, I seriously considered stepping in front of a car so that I could miss a few days of work. FML

by CANTTAKEMORE / 04/26/2016 at 6:24pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, I did the math and discovered that every year, I pay the equivalent cost of a luxury car to a college that can't even keep rats out of the dorms. FML

by Dashofweak / 04/26/2016 at 12:17pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML

by Wilhelm / 04/26/2016 at 10:47am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

by Anonymous / 04/26/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Louisiana) / Love

Today, I had a throbbing cluster headache. It didn't help matters when an angry customer yelled at me because a dress was "defective." Why was it defective? It didn't fit her. Why didn't it fit her? It was the wrong size. FML

by checkthelabel / 04/25/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while watching home videos with my family, I saw a clip of me as an infant attempting to breast feed from my father while he laughed uncontrollably. Now, my son keeps sneaking his baby brother's head under my shirt while I'm asleep. The last time he actually began to suckle. FML

by Nasty / 04/25/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

by hotmess / 04/24/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML

by TheSneakyNugget / 04/24/2016 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

by Roomie pay rent plz / 04/23/2016 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous