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TayTay4Ever

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5475
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TayTay4Ever : Anything you wanna know, just ask... Well, almost anything.

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TayTay4Ever's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14237) - you deserved it (1693)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19218) - you deserved it (1869)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

#21280619
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (7306)

On 10/18/2014 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23015) - you deserved it (7989)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

#21280490
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24861) - you deserved it (2059)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28787) - you deserved it (2033)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

#21280130
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23588) - you deserved it (6498)

On 10/17/2014 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by melissa1028 (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23633) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

#21279849
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (2939)

On 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by katsaysner - United States (Maine)

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26971) - you deserved it (2676)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32014) - you deserved it (5135)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30384) - you deserved it (3943)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (3129)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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