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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7478
  • Number of comments : 1726
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40387) - you deserved it (6219)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36749) - you deserved it (4598)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14065) - you deserved it (32667)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24990) - you deserved it (7043)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (3968)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7895) - you deserved it (60721)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37052) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40730) - you deserved it (6479)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63480) - you deserved it (9878)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (14897)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61211) - you deserved it (4763)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28490) - you deserved it (10947)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37384) - you deserved it (11944)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35057) - you deserved it (3735)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -



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