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About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Friday 29 August 2014