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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5170
  • Number of comments : 1601
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24745) - you deserved it (5909)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16228) - you deserved it (34512)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31403) - you deserved it (3354)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13842) - you deserved it (23979)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (39126)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19220) - you deserved it (4024)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52207) - you deserved it (10688)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (34885)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (3045)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27417) - you deserved it (5416)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29176) - you deserved it (8906)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33138) - you deserved it (2795)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (2558)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (2964)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (8611)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved



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