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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5357
  • Number of comments : 1634
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

#19448000
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17694) - you deserved it (2653)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26581) - you deserved it (2739)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26875) - you deserved it (6302)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

#19321337
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (2818)

On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7012) - you deserved it (33201)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

#19262944
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7632) - you deserved it (22859)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25562) - you deserved it (5093)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (6563)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13808) - you deserved it (32416)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25331) - you deserved it (6861)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17255) - you deserved it (21779)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19474) - you deserved it (8641)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (1994)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States



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