About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.
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by never thought I'd say that / 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm / Norway (Rogaland) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/02/2013 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 6:29pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Health
by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
by blahblah / 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm / New Zealand / Transportation
by Goldar / 04/09/2013 at 10:44pm / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
by RedWaters / 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
by wetsheets / 01/07/2013 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 6:16am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy