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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9023
  • Number of comments : 1837
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

#2679727
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62171) - you deserved it (5216)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

#2590991
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45461) - you deserved it (19173)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

#2295349
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18070) - you deserved it (62201)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

#2078869
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19042) - you deserved it (68966)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

#1600117
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24119) - you deserved it (137399)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95279) - you deserved it (22912)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

#1259883
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (28380)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

#1250407
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57185) - you deserved it (11076)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

#927368
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88210) - you deserved it (5677)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

#832092
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28621) - you deserved it (50815)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (73148)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (86284)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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