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Taurus_ChicKa

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Taurus_ChicKa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5024
  • Number of comments : 1600
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Taurus_ChicKa's favorite FMLs

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43228) - you deserved it (6449)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9254) - you deserved it (61018)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47659) - you deserved it (16875)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (49017)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5745) - you deserved it (44350)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6048) - you deserved it (25747)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14582) - you deserved it (9854)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7222) - you deserved it (60387)

On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67264) - you deserved it (6521)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35475) - you deserved it (5214)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -



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