About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.
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Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
by FailureAtLife121 / 06/26/2009 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML
by lifesmells / 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
by jonnyc / 06/17/2009 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by HatedbyBras / 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm / Netherlands / Intimacy
by apav / 06/11/2009 at 7:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by AllyCat / 06/07/2009 at 12:49am / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
by ether10 / 06/04/2009 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by silvercity09 / 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by jrocks / 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (California) / Animals
by htothecr / 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by hjgjh / 04/27/2009 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
by NotAmericanIdol / 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…